My hair is weird rn

My hair is weird rn


ryutoran:

Current mood: Simon Pegg throughout most of Shaun of the Dead

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lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine


dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness



  • Balthazar: You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you?
  • Naomi: You're hoping Castiel will return to you. I admire your loyalty. I only wish he felt the same way.
  • Meg: Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.
  • Gabriel: Your boytoy
  • Fandom: .....
  • Destiel shippers: ....
  • Writers: Why does everyone think Dean and Cas are gay for each other?


tomfighter:

coughingcrows:

Thought I might as well finish it…


because you know, isn’t like we need a heart sigh

tomfighter:

coughingcrows:

Thought I might as well finish it…

because you know, isn’t like we need a heart sigh


Imagine if Dean tried to be flirty with Cas.

  • Dean: Is that a roll of quarters or are you just happy to see me?
  • Cas: No, that's my penis.
  • Dean: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  • Cas: Yes, Dean, I fell in a tree.
  • Dean: Do you come here often?
  • Cas: To Earth? Not really, the last time I was here was 2000 years ago.
  • Dean: You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Cas: No, I am not tired because I haven't been running, but thank you for your concern.
  • Dean: Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Cas: No, the earth has not been 'rocked' by me, perhaps another angel.
  • Dean: I may not be a genie, but I can make all your dreams come true.
  • Cas: I don't dream.
  • Dean: Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.
  • Cas: No, I'm not composed of magnetic atoms nor are you composed of metallic atoms.
  • Dean: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • Cas: It is physically impossible to rearrange the English Alphabet.
  • Dean: Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart.
  • Cas: No, I'm an angel.
  • Dean: Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way's away from here.
  • Cas: I know where I am and I know Heaven is far away from Earth, so no, I am not lost.

troyesivan:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done


adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD


postllimit:

i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top


celestinefae:

Oh my God, guys. Why the hell did I not notice this before? Dean glances at the fucking wife after Cas asks what his issue is… Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to fly into the sun.



weshipdestiel:

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weshipdestiel:

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